…and indeed, here I am. Day after day, I keep saying that I WILL MAKE A BLOG, I WILL MAKE A BLOG….and I have never gotten round to it. Well, Jeremy Kyle is on three times a day people, that’s 3 whole hours of my day gone already.
A little bit about me is in order I suppose. You might know me, or you might have just stumbled upon this blog whilst moseying around the net, looking for rude pictures of ladies boobies or news of Cheryl Cole’s latest outfit/exotic disease. Either way, you aren’t going to learn too much about me from this blurb. This is the part where I am supposed to tell you my name and age and how much I love butterflies and music and stuff, and how insanely ‘random’ I am and how insanely ‘random’ these blog posts are going to be ‘cos I’m so wacky and, well, RANDOM.
I am 23 years old which in my opinion, is the right side of your 20’s, once you get to 25 then you’re almost 30 which means you have to be a proper adult and you should probably have your own house and that.
I live in Motherwell, which for those of you who live here too, is home. For those of you who don’t, its like a little mini third world country in Scotland where people with long nose hair and insane BO harass you at bus stops. Thereitsthere.
I have recently graduated with a shiny new honours degree (second class btw, had to get that in there) in Journalism and English from the University of Strathclyde, where I studied for 4 and a half years, because I decided to leave half way through my final year in 2008 because I was rubbish. I went back though, when the career as a lottery winner didn’t come to fruition. And now here I am, putting my degree to full use by writing a blog, unpaid, and largely unread, probably. Unless I’m the new Lily Allen style internet sensation and everyone loves me and I become a cult icon with my face on mugs and mouse-mats.
Anyway, that’s about all you need to know about me for now. I have no idea what this blog will turn out to be about, probably something totally random and wacky though. So stay tuned for that.